All these couples surrounding me right now at a bar it’s so disgusting don’t kiss your boyfriend in front of me. Only I can sit here and kiss my boyfriend (my boyfriend is the jug of beer I am currently drinking by myself)

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poordietarychoices:
HAPPY 420 SMOKE WEED ERR' BIRTHDAY

Yeah no shit!!! Best day of my LIFE. Thanks Steeezy Steve.

Happy Easter! Happy 420! Happy 21st birthday to me!!!

Cut Chemist, DJ Numark, and Shadow developing the infamous “Pushin’ Buttons” MPC routine in LA, Dec. 2001.
radivs:

'Horizon' by Pointseeker via PictureSocial

Smoking cigs, drinking beer, eating hot dogs and watching the footy with dad tonight. So Aussie, so good.

anti-irl:

cant wait to find a boy who will be my girlfriend. cant wait to get head all the time n have some1 b mad at me every 2 days but committed to improving my personality and ability to think beyond myself

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