cant wait to find a boy who will be my girlfriend. cant wait to get head all the time n have some1 b mad at me every 2 days but committed to improving my personality and ability to think beyond myself

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Oops I’ve just skulled a beer before going to work and have ended up a bit drunk hello customers yes we sell storage things would you like something no I don’t know where anything is find it yourself how does this work you ask I dunno just buy it and find out goodbye tra la la la la whoopsy daissyyy please don’t fire my assssssss

I am so obsessed with breakfast foods. #delicious (at Dench Bakers)
I’ve taken myself out on a coffee date because no one else will. #hotdogsorlegs  (at Marios Cafe)
Chillin on top of the world.
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